I had a dream the other night that some one told me to call 1-800-fuc-kyou.
Last night, me and Chuck called that (party line), 1-800-eat-shit (busy signal), and 1-800-ass-hole (OMG, we were laughing so hard, Chucks reaction was priceless).
Sometimes, acting like 12 year olds is fun~ I hope 1800 numbers are free….
One of the many benefits of being plump then!
(via tobeskinnyistobeatpeace)